February 2012
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“Being in the NFL for 13 years, 11 or 12 of those years I was one of the guys...”
– Kevin Faulk, Former LSU Tiger, 13-year NFL veteran, New England Patriots RB (via lsunews)
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I would be the worst tattoo artist ever.
Not because I don’t draw well*, but because all I would ever do is listen to people tell me what they wanted, then go, “Really? I mean….really?”
I would convince everyone to not get a tattoo, or not the one they want, and not where they want, and I would go out of business after like 3 weeks, if I even lasted that long.
*I don’t, but that’s beside the point.
January 2012
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I have seen
6 Oscar nominated movies in 4 days, and I’m going to see another one tomorrow. I saw THREE today, IN THE THEATER, in what was a completely epic Oscar movie marathon day (though I kind of have a headache now, and this involved a little bit of high-speed careening from one movie theater to another to make the showings.) I’m still not sure what I think should win best picture (just so...
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There.
I’ve done my part, universe. I misused the blender making a strawberry smoothie at lunch, causing the blender to explode smoothie all over the walls, floor, counters, my shirt, my hair and face.
Now, BY THE LAWS AND RULES WHICH YOU HAVE SET UP VIA ROMANTIC COMEDY DOGMA, YOU MUST NOW PRESENT ME WITH AN UNREASONABLY HANDSOME MAN WHO WILL BE ENCHANTED BY THE BLOP OF SMOOTHIE I MISSED ON MY...
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“Question: Is Steel Magnolias just as sad today as the first time I saw it?”
– Yes.
UPDATE: It’s much worse, cause I’m older and have a better conception of my own mortality. And it was filmed in Natchitoches! Where I practically grew up!
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“I hate doing things and going anywhere.”
– Kal Penn’s mostly pointless character on How I Met Your Mother ended up with the line of the night, which is also my new life motto which I am currently embroidering on my family crest.
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What's something I can be excited about that can't...
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“All great friendships start with one small act of vengeance.”
– Carla Tortelli, Cheers
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Fantastic thread over at the Tiger... →
Great thread remembering LSU fans we’ve lost who’ll be cheering the Tigers on from the best seats in the house. My grandfather died in 2006, and he was one of the hugest LSU fans in the state. He loved Billy Cannon, and always talked about the good old days listening to the games on the radio out in the car because the car got better reception. I went to only one LSU game with him,...
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Yesterday, my brother and sister-in-law and I were in the car together for like 6 hours. We listened to the Cheers theme song on repeat like 25 times. By the end of the night, we knew all the harmony parts and were still singing at the top of our lungs, “WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAA-AAAME!! AND THEY’RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAAAAAMMMME!!!”
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Geaux Tigers
Every time someone texts me, I get a tiny spark of hope that it’s someone offering me a title game ticket. And every time it isn’t, a tiny part of me dies.
December 2011
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