January 2012
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There.
I’ve done my part, universe. I misused the blender making a strawberry smoothie at lunch, causing the blender to explode smoothie all over the walls, floor, counters, my shirt, my hair and face.
Now, BY THE LAWS AND RULES WHICH YOU HAVE SET UP VIA ROMANTIC COMEDY DOGMA, YOU MUST NOW PRESENT ME WITH AN UNREASONABLY HANDSOME MAN WHO WILL BE ENCHANTED BY THE BLOP OF SMOOTHIE I MISSED ON MY...
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“Question: Is Steel Magnolias just as sad today as the first time I saw it?”
– Yes.
UPDATE: It’s much worse, cause I’m older and have a better conception of my own mortality. And it was filmed in Natchitoches! Where I practically grew up!
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“I hate doing things and going anywhere.”
– Kal Penn’s mostly pointless character on How I Met Your Mother ended up with the line of the night, which is also my new life motto which I am currently embroidering on my family crest.
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What's something I can be excited about that can't...
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“All great friendships start with one small act of vengeance.”
– Carla Tortelli, Cheers
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Fantastic thread over at the Tiger... →
Great thread remembering LSU fans we’ve lost who’ll be cheering the Tigers on from the best seats in the house. My grandfather died in 2006, and he was one of the hugest LSU fans in the state. He loved Billy Cannon, and always talked about the good old days listening to the games on the radio out in the car because the car got better reception. I went to only one LSU game with him,...
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Yesterday, my brother and sister-in-law and I were in the car together for like 6 hours. We listened to the Cheers theme song on repeat like 25 times. By the end of the night, we knew all the harmony parts and were still singing at the top of our lungs, “WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAA-AAAME!! AND THEY’RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAAAAAMMMME!!!”
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Geaux Tigers
Every time someone texts me, I get a tiny spark of hope that it’s someone offering me a title game ticket. And every time it isn’t, a tiny part of me dies.
December 2011
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A Diet: A Year In Review
Last December, after a usual round of Thanksgiving and Christmas gorging, I spent New Years with my friends Chaney and Sam. Chaney and Sam had been dieting for a few months and had had remarkable success. They were doing the South Beach diet (which is a form of low-carb dieting), and one I had done a couple of times before. However, last December, I was motivated by Sam and Chaney’s...
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Honey badger 4 Heisman!
Honey Badger is going to the Big Apple as LSU’s first Heisman finalist since Charles Alexander in 1977! HB7 is gonna take the heisman cause the HONEY BADJ TAKES WHAT IT WANTS!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!
Update: Internet Facebook fight got out of hand fast but I used self-deprecating humor to defuse the situation. And told guy that I found that childish and unfunny. Self-actualization FTW!