I watch too much Television
The New Orleans Saints, 8-0.  Keeping LSU fans sane in 2009.

The New Orleans Saints, 8-0.  Keeping LSU fans sane in 2009.

Frakking refs.  (Cuts check for $30,000.)

Frakking refs.  (Cuts check for $30,000.)

I can always tell I'm in a REALLY bad mood...

when I’m not even pity-eating the pretzels in my chex mix, but just flinging them angrily into the trash.

Every time I watch a dvd...

and, after the movie, when I go to the special features to see if there’s anything interesting, if there’s a gag reel, I get RIDICULOUSLY excited, and I started grinning this really goofy grin and get almost giddy.  You can keep your deleted scenes, Mr. Kubrick.  I want a gag reel.

I grew up with my family watching the Saints, but I personally admit to being a bandwagon, fairweather fan.  If they were losing—so, basically, most of my life—I just didn’t watch.  (I am not like this with LSU, where I live and die by it.)  But the bandwagon is pretty sweet digs right about now.

Violent ground-acquisition games such as football are in fact a crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war.

Robert Downey, Jr.

http://www.allgreatquotes.com/football_quotes.shtml

Does anyone not love RDJr.? 

Does anyone see the words “crammed full of disgusting coconut” written on this package?

Does anyone see the words “crammed full of disgusting coconut” written on this package?

“People think I’m smart? You know what makes you smart? Locate your fastball down and away. That’s what makes you smart. You talk to Sandy Koufax, Bob Gibson, or Tom Seaver. They’ll all tell you the same thing. It’s not your arm that makes you a great pitcher. It’s that thing between both of your ears we call a brain.”
-Great Atlanta Braves’ pitcher, Greg Maddux, who is looking particularly Al Gore-like these days, no?

“People think I’m smart? You know what makes you smart? Locate your fastball down and away. That’s what makes you smart. You talk to Sandy Koufax, Bob Gibson, or Tom Seaver. They’ll all tell you the same thing. It’s not your arm that makes you a great pitcher. It’s that thing between both of your ears we call a brain.”

-Great Atlanta Braves’ pitcher, Greg Maddux, who is looking particularly Al Gore-like these days, no?